The Spreadsheet
You want a spreadsheet. You need a spreadsheet.
I always have a spreadsheet open when I am at work. Excell Spreadsheets are synonymous in the business world with busy work. Emphasis on busy.
An excell spreadsheat on your computer shows that you are working on something, rather than nothing. The actual content of your spreadsheet is irrelevant.
Always keep your spreadsheet ready to click to with non-maximized windows, as mentioned in this post.
Advanced:
Add color to your spreadsheet. If you have highlighted cells in your spreadsheet, it gives the impression that you are working on something important, because it is so important that it needs to be COLOR CODED.
If you don’t have a spreadsheet, make one. A good thing to make a spreadsheet about is how you will spend your lottery winnings (when you win of course). Design it so that you enter in your total winning amount, and let it calculate how much you get to spend on houses, cars, booze and women, etc.
Leave these people alone! We have democracy, so all men and women do what they want, and they don’t care what you think!
Comment on April 10, 2008 @ 10:43 pm